SERIOUS NEWS

People need to stop saying, "They grow up so fast" so damn casually, THIS IS NOT A JOKE PEOPLE, this is REAL! It's insane and should be top news every day, headlines should read: "Another mom falls victim to childrens rapid growth." I've had my son HALF A YEAR already and I swear I was just in labor yesterday. Meltdown ensued due to the fact that I just had to start buying size 3 diapers, and had to put all my sons 3-6 month clothes away, he's now in 6-9 month (or just straight 9). TOO FAST! People are not kidding when they say that same damn line, "They grow up so fast, cherish every moment." I already regret every time I ever let Bubba sleep in someone else's arms. Mommy meltdown!!!